Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor's Hammer

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

by dave132 June 2, 2021

Thor Lo

Thor, if Thor was JLo

Thor lo has a meaty arbys #3 but gah damn it had extra sauce on the side.

by joe_mamma_#3 May 23, 2022

Thor

That one guy in Avengers with that hammer thing.

Thor is a fucking god... Literally

by Jimmy Sutton March 30, 2020

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Thor

Thor is a creative guy as well every handsome but can be insecure at times. Thor is smart,loyal, trustworthy and romantic. Thor is a every chill man but when he wants something he'll find ways to get it. Thor is great at getting out of easy and hard situations and acts fast. Thor is every mysteries and is great hiding his saddest and darkest emotions. Thor can look intimidating at times but when talk to he's nice. Tend to listen to Thor because he'll most likely save you from getting in trouble. Most importantly Thor is brave and has a strong mentally.

Wow Thor your awesome.

by Justhreewords November 21, 2021

thor arnold

He's a nigger

Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.

by madcowdisdea January 29, 2017