stoner

A friendly, lazy type of people, usually wearing drug rugs and munching on burritos. Stoners are friendly, peaceful, and often humorous. You can find them in any low income area, and often wealthy people or celebrities are hidden stoners.

Normal person 'oh what a lovely day'

Stoner 'hahaha look at that fucking squirrel, bro'

by TheCrazyMaddie June 3, 2011

Stoner

Little whiny bitches who smoke weed all day and waste the time of other people with actual lives. They aren't very intelligent and they are the worst type of class clowns. They stink like nobody's business and in 20 years, will be living with their mother while the rest of the world will be enjoying the fruits of their labor: A nice house and car and plenty of money to spend on a comfortable life. :) They bitch about people looking down on weed because they are jealous. They wish their lives weren't such wastes.

Hey. Look at that kid. He's a stoner. We all know where he's going to be in 20 years. He's going to be the best burger flipper ever!!!!

by derpxx October 13, 2010

stoners

anyone who prefers a work free, drug place

those dready, dirty, smelly, hippie stoners over there

by Johnny Griptape October 1, 2006

stoner

One who throws stones.Especially at kids who are ugly.

Guy1:Stupid people don't know the original definition of stoner
Guy2:Whats a stoner??
Guy1:*Throws stone at ugly dude*
Guy1:That

by A true stoner March 4, 2007

stoner

A person who uses drugs all the time, not just Marijuana. Usually called a skid, they are always broke, and have no ambitions in life.

"That dude is such a stoner"

by Milhouse April 9, 2005

stoner

A person who uses the herb cannabis sativa as an intoxicant

The stoner gathered his favorite bong, some bud and his mp3 player and proceeded to toke away the painful realities of his dismal life.

by Cyberbach September 18, 2003

stoner

Slang for a person who smokes cannabis regularly. Stoners often appear in public as laid back, worry-free individuals. They may also be slandered against by people who are considered straight edge. Many stoners have been thought of as future burnouts, who fool themselves into believing that their lives are in much better condition than they really are by distorting their brain functions with popular narcotics.

"Jacob has a ton of pot in his backpack right now, and he's been telling me how great it is to get high. He's definately a stoner."

by Twiggs January 13, 2008