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Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".
Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?
by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022
mugGet the Seal that crackmug.

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012
mugGet the bean sealmug.

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.
seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.
by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008
mugGet the seal hatermug.

Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.
Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"
by fetishlover June 6, 2014
mugGet the Bloody Sealmug.

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.
1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.
by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004
mugGet the Talking to the sealsmug.

Backuum Seal

A suction formed by the concavity of the small of one's back as they lay on a hard plastic surface such as a tanning bed which simulates the action of a suction cup. This usually occurs in people who are slightly or greatly overweight due to the skin being looser. As one lays down they will find that air pushes out from a newly formed cavity created by the natural curve of the lumbar spine and, generally, the curve of a tanning bed. The "Love Handles", upper back and upper buttocks create a sealed ring against the plexiglass. This can create a weird or unpleasant sensation which can become embarrassing as an audible sound is created when the seal is broken when the subject moves. The sound is not dissimilar to flatulence.
I went tanning today and as I left I felt like everyone was staring because when I got of the the tanning bed my backuum seal broke and it sounded like a loud wet fart. The poor girl at the front desk probably brought toilet paper in to clean the bed!
by Bilabrin September 26, 2013
mugGet the Backuum Sealmug.

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.
Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!
by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018
mugGet the duct sealmug.

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