you only die once

No one says that shit

You only die once.

by Im so fancy 33 September 7, 2014

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

Once Upon a Time Boo

1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.

1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"

by Green Tea Mochi April 11, 2011

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007