The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.
“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”
by 2inchpinch June 07, 2020
Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.
by This girl who loves him November 06, 2011
by I friking love u November 11, 2008
If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends
by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020
In a competitive video game, the standard playable character whose attributes are completely balanced, making him or her extremely boring to play. A Mario is usually the main character of the game and a measuring stick for the skill of a player, if anything.
by I liek mudkipz October 28, 2007
Mario is An Italian American plumber, who’s the prime mascot of Nintendo. He represents the company, Nintendo . Mario possesses super strength, high stamina, able to run for hours and perform sumersaults and side flips. He can jump really high, in his first game he could jump up to 10 feet in one bound. Hence why He was used to be called “jump man”
Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins
Mario also has a simple yet quirky personality. He likes pasta and cake, his hobbies mostly include saving the primcess peach and saves her from the evil bowser. He also has a twin brother named Luigi and Mario loves collecting gold coins
by Hitler the great July 08, 2020
A fat as fuck plumber that is also a womanizing skank. He probably crushes Princess Peach during sex (or one of his hookups). He always leaves his ripped tall white ass snack of brother(Luigi at home on all of his adventures. He fukin drops his Yoshi Into fukin lava to help his own obese ass. His most used emojis are probably “🍆🍑🍒👅”! I want to expose him for the fuckboy truly is.
Princess Peach: I’m with bowser know stop saving me!
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
Mario: but you got a nice ass🍑
Princess Peach: I’m reporting you
by StandwithTaylor July 05, 2019