The jacket you dont give two shits about and wear to college parties that so when you get hammered and lose it, it doesn't matter
Friend: Yo dude! have you seen my north face jacket. I think i left it at the party.
You: No bro, should've worn your party jacket like me. i lost it but i dont give two shits.
You: No bro, should've worn your party jacket like me. i lost it but i dont give two shits.
by kaptnkrust January 17, 2009
Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
by therealnate December 11, 2010
A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.
by VeronicaHill October 14, 2010
Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!
by 114-114 January 13, 2009
U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.
Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him
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