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holy shit

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
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The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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holy shit

when the shit is so holy jesus comes and saves u or sum idk i never saw the movie
“holy shit my balls itch” “when?” “my balls-“ “when did i ask
by kaeflu September 7, 2022
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 12, 2021
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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