Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin February 23, 2012

elevator funny

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:

1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo

by J May 28, 2004

Elevator Roulette

Where you go in a two sided elevator and stick your middle finger, or put you butt out or dance and there’s a 50% chance you’ll run into someone and you’ll give them the finger

option 2
Where you go in a elevator that’s in sided press all the buttons and do the same thing

bob :hey joe, let’s play elevator roulette!

joe : sure! let’s go

by supercoolbob August 02, 2021

Elevator Fart

That which is horrid, rancid, or unpleasant, and seemingly impossible to get away from.

Dude - why the fuck is your stupid ass still here? Fucking elevator fart...shit mother...fucker...fox news guzzler.

by Remihnesczim May 18, 2006

Elevator music

Music that you hear online but not on an actual elevator.

what the hells an elevator music

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING July 13, 2020

Elevator Music

A style of jazz that consist of rhythms that include basic trumpet solos, basic saxophone solos, basic piano or bass solos, and Nathan White

That trumpet solo sounded like elevator music.

I thought it was Super! Thanks for asking!

by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 09, 2016

California Elevator

This involves 3 people, 2 males and a female. One male lifts the other male, up and down, as the woman lies underneith and receives the male orally.

I saw Josh California Elevatoring with his mom and his neighbor. Who was also a male..

by Josh Negros June 06, 2009