Yankee Doodle

Exactly as it sounds, a "yank your doodle", in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a wanker. A person with an inflated sense of their own importance. A person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.

A Middle English expression. Ye is pronounced 'e by all except the upper classes. Yank'ee doodle.

Yankee Doodle - Dirty Peasant One speaks to Dirty Lower class labourer Two about a well dressed young gentleman passing by, "Yank'ee doodle"

by PooBeetle1 January 24, 2011

Ass Doodle

Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!

by CZYDUCK January 19, 2009

Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

dandy doodle

1.A way of saying "I'm happy/fine, I understand everything, so go way..."
2. To drunk to remember it's fourth of july.

1. Teacher: Claudia do you understand this lesson plan.
Claudia: Yep, I'm just dandy doodle.
2. Ted: Hey dude, your drunk and it's 4th of july.
Bob: Then I guess I'm just dandy doodle.

by Kenge Kat March 16, 2008

poop doodle

When you poop and it looks like an object

Dude check out my poop doodle!

by poop doodling yar tard November 6, 2011

Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.

Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.

by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011

horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

by ngamer007 May 13, 2005