Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

The dentist

when you jizz on a toothbrush and use the jizz as toohpaste

ME and scott did the dentist last night it taste so good

by urbankid6777 February 21, 2011

full dentist

an older(35-50)year old guy working a high pay white collier job whos never ridden a motorcycle that's trying to be cool by buying a top of the line Harley or BMW bike with over $2000 worth of factory gear

look at that idiot waddling that CVO going full dentist

by dixe normas June 5, 2021

Basement dentist

A dentist, unlicensed usually because: A). licensing requirements are prohibitive, or; B). they couldn't meet the qualifications. So they go underground.

Offering cut-rate prices for inferior dental care, these basement dentists attract patients who are vulnerable, desperate to save money or have low expectations for care.

by Soapy Johnson January 7, 2011

leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023

Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023