Emotov cocktail

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

pothead cocktail

A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.

Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”

by SixxMoJo March 15, 2023

Suicide Cocktail

A mixture of substances that may be lethal when combined and consumed. External factors like disease and genetics also play a role.

For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.

1: The toxicity report in his autopsy revealed that the heart attack was caused by large amounts of fentanyl, methamphetamine and cannabis found in his bloodstream.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.

by SuicideCocktail August 4, 2020

Tainted Cocktail

When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint

After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili

by Mandoobie October 19, 2020

Emoji cocktail

When there isn’t just one emoji for how you are feeling

🫣🥹🥰 would be the emoji cocktail to denote feeling flattered but embarrassed at the same time

by The Human Puffball May 29, 2023

cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

by urbanmama5 March 19, 2015

Cocktail Balls

The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.

Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"

Kelly: "No, what?"

Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."

Kelly: "Wow!"

by Deohgee8 December 16, 2009