Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.

by JaredDE42 December 26, 2021

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Clamps

Someone who plays championship defense their entire life. This person usually picks a friend and becomes obsessed with them.

This kid won’t leave me alone he’s actually Clamps.

by sagem0hanty February 27, 2023

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Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

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Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 11, 2017

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When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

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