Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

buffet love

While in Vegas, to be so drunk you have the urge to take your partner on the dirty 12.99 buffet table

I want some buffet love

by vegas182 March 6, 2011

KFC Buffet

Obviously, a KFC Buffet. It contains all the stuff off the menu. Except for the popcorn chicken bowl or w/e the hell it's called and the macaroni. You have to get your own ass up and get it.

True Facts: There is one located in Flagstaff, Arizona. There should be a KFC Buffet located in Phoenix. Black people be getting the shit out of it.

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.

Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.

by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009

texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

Buffet Anxiety

The fear of those of who are of larger constitution eating all of the food at a buffet before you.

Look at how much that fat guy has on his plate. He's giving me Buffet Anxiety.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner August 31, 2014

Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009