Jewish Rollcall

The act of checking how much money you have left in your wallet the day after a big night/day/weekends drinking.

My head cains mate, fancy going to the redbeck for a breakfast special? ===== Hold on mate, need to have a Jewish Rollcall first, might have to stop at the cashpoint

by BigJayDub May 27, 2010

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Jewish Jeopardy

The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who

"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"

by Uncle Tom March 22, 2005

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Jewish lapdance

Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.

I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.

by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009

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Jewish spinner

A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.

Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!

by InterasanteL April 20, 2010

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Jewish maneuver

Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.

#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"

#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"

#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."

by R. Cireeze February 11, 2009

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