tank

1. A nickname for someones penis, implying it's large size.
2. Someone who can drink alot. Ex. Frank the tank from that movie with Will ferrel.
3. A tubby ass mutha fucka. Someone who isn't going to get layed for a while.
4. an armored vehicle

1. Hey eric you have a small dong.
Shut up asshole this thing is a tank
2. Douche:guys im a hard ass watch me drink this whole six pack by myself. you: wow what a tank.
3. That bitch gave me herpes! How'd she get layed if she was a tank?
4. I used to drive a tank back in nam'.

by Jamm627 May 17, 2006

tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

Tank

the strongest person alive

tegan is a tank

by des morantivo November 2, 2003

tank

Slang for toilet.

I need to use the tank.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

tank it

to complete fail

Are you willing to tank it on your exams?

by estuf March 31, 2011

The Tank

The Tank is when you take your balls and wrap them around your erect penis to make it look like a tank.

"Lets go show that skoe our tank"

"DOING THE TANK!"

by d3fromthecuntlesscrew1989 March 29, 2005

tank

a tank is someone who gets high as shit and gets the munchies and starts eating so much food while he laughs.

yo tank chill out, thats your second pizza.

by Pat Weitzman May 13, 2005