Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.
Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.
by Intelligence001 September 17, 2022
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truck sauce

1. (noun) Delicious combination of hot sauce, mayonnaise and other secret ingredients that is used as a condiment on subs created by the Shortstop Deli in Ithaca, NY.

2. (adj) an act or thing that is of a high degree of excellence.
1. "Dude, you have to get truck sauce on that PMP sub".

2. "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?" "Yeah dude, he's the truck sauce".
by mp2009 February 06, 2009
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fuck truck

Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.
Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.
by -Connie August 01, 2003
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truck homo

A truck homo is the subcategory of homosexuals that drive or are attracted to men who drive trucks.
Man, with his brand new truck, that dude is such a truck homo.
by not a truck homo May 02, 2011
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truck chaser

A gay man who is attracted to truckers and will cruise truck stops / rest areas in search of illicit sex with fuzzy, chubby men.
Derek is such a truck chaser. He's attracted to the fat, hairy men who deliver America.
by UltraMegaHomo2000 December 17, 2009
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Phantom Truck

The phantom truck is a truck that likes to sneak up behind you while you drive on the highway and gets close to you and scares the shit out of you then you look away and try to get away from it then you look back and it's gone.
Driver: holy shit!!
*swerves to the right*
Passenger: dude what the hell?!?
Driver: that huge ass truck almost rammed into me!
Passenger: what truck?
Driver: it was just there a second ago!
Passenger: oh snap it was the Phantom Truck!
by Nemisis the Gunslinger April 14, 2010
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