sminking

the act of simultaneously smoking and drinking.

we out here, we sminking.

by cambodian genocide October 15, 2017

Sinking Fast

Originated from the Titanic disaster, a very British expression to describe a disastrous situation that is rapidly worsening, heading straight and quick to an inevitable disaster with no possibility of a any positive outcome to the degree that there is no point in even trying to save the situation.

I've had a look at the sales figures, Debenhams is sinking fast.
Terry was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, he is sinking fast.

by El Magnifico April 20, 2020

Bumper Sticking

The act of placing bumper stickers on people's cars that do not want them there. Often done with very innapropriate or embarassing bumper stickers to prank friends.

John is gonna be so pissed when he finally sees that he's been driving around with that gay rights rainbow bumper sticker we put on his truck after a successful night of bumper sticking the whole parking lot.

by tmoney234 March 25, 2011

speed sticking

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.

"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."

by nin_man July 13, 2012

Bosco Sticking

The term used for jacking off with your dick inside of a Bosco Stick. Most popularly found in prodeminetley white schools that sell Bosco Sticks in their cafeteria.

Rob: Hey are you gonna buy some Bosco Sticks today?
Luke: Why?
Rob: Bosco Sticking man. Bosco Sticking...
Luke: Bosco Sticking?
Rob: Just pornhub it.

by Nugpon March 28, 2016

Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.

Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!

by n8frompap October 25, 2018

dead sticking

When your dick won’t get hard for any reason and you put it in dead to let it grow.

Bro, I was so nervous with this new chick last night I had to go dead sticking to make it happen!

by Thecdone February 27, 2019