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sportymcdorkdork

A dork who also enjoys sports. Usually is of such lower intelligence that he plays Guitar Hero and Rockband all day long if he gets the chance, and fakes being sick just so he can have a World of Warcraft day. Watches football re-runs on the NFL Network all day and drinks Mountain Dew Code Red and eats Cheetos.
John faked being sick so he could do nothing but play Rockband, Guitar Hero, and World of Warcraft plus watch re-runs of the Steelers cheating during Super Bowl XL. Plus he ate nothing but Cheetos and drank nothing but Mountain Dew Code Red. Therefore he is sportymcdorkdork (and a good one at that).
sportymcdorkdork by Mr. Weird January 24, 2009
Related Words
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Spongy-ing 

The act of

1) Being a bitch
2) Quitting ALL the games
3) Being a bitch
4) Staying Quiet when someone enters the chat room even though they are online
5) oh and being a bitch
Spongy is such a spongy, He spongied all his games but wont give him to me, and lately when i get on teamspeak he Spongies me there TOO !

-These are examples of Spongy-ing

it is a verb
Spongy-ing by cefwyn July 29, 2014

milk.sporkyou 

www.milk.sporkyou.com has many members and is still growing.
milk.sporkyou by CAS December 14, 2003

milk.sporkyou 

best forum site ever. you better come if your cool
milk.sporkyou by Royal Cline December 14, 2003
This word describes the wannabe guido club type. This person might possibly have a butterfly collar as well. It might also describe a person with a "blown" hair doo. Most of these people would be considered metrosexuals. See metrosexual for further information.
1. What a stupid haircut, he is so spoogy.
2. Stop being spoogy, just be yourself.
3. Are you wearing your little sisters shirt you spooge?
spoogy by southbronxems July 15, 2008

sporkyou 

the largest forum on the internet!
sporkyou by jenny December 14, 2003