nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

by slacker cook November 14, 2009

spaghetti carbanana

A popular Italian noodle dish made with spaghetti noodles, banana slices and hot wheels.

"Hey man whatchu eating?"
"I just made some spaghetti carbanana."

by mememastermax March 14, 2020

spaghetti sex

When you make spaghetti before or after sex, preferably with coconut oil as part of the topping.

Last night was awesome. We ate spaghetti sex and used the extra coconut oil to have a great time in bed.

by CocoKing April 3, 2017

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network

"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

by Ah, probably some guy January 21, 2010

spaghetti squash

A mediocre clarinet player that's acting like a little bitch.

Shut the fuck up, spaghetti squash.

by HorseDemonKing May 6, 2014

spaghetti mascot

A term used to describe a particularly skinny individual with no muscles. Made famous by the Glaves clan

Fuck off you Spaghetti mascot

by jg420 November 14, 2013

Ms. Spaghetti

Ms. Spaghetti is a teacher that looks like a nun and likes to fail Trula. She wears a wedding ring but probably just to make herself feel less lonely.

im going to fucking slap Ms. Spaghetti

by ThotPatrol4206969 October 9, 2019