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Wanker Sore

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much
ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."
by MikeF88 March 8, 2011
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sore winner

An individual that makes a gamble on contracting an STD, and upon winning, walks away with a new sore somewhere on their body
after a 1 night stand with a girl I met at a bar I became a sore winner
by bp-pd September 24, 2011
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sore winner

A person, usually male, who boasts incessantly of a particular carnal conquest and a few days later develops syphillis.
Bob wouldn't stop bragging about his wild one-nighter until he became the sore winner, chancre sores and all.
by The Grottomaster September 27, 2011
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Sore loser

Someone who can't simply be honorable, by accepting defeat and/or trying again. On the contrary, said individual or group engages in childish pissing and moaning; bitching about how it's not fair and the other side cheated, etc.
Al Gore, Cynthia McKinney and John Kerry are all prime examples of winners. You won't find a single sore loser in that jolly little group! How ever on the other side Gustavo costa, Mattheus Prais and more are all sore losers
Look at gustavo costa being a sore loser.
by xllm3 March 26, 2022
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sore loser

A sore loser is somebody whos hand falls asleep when there jackin off
by socko December 27, 2003
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Canker Sore

We were having the greatest night of our lives until those 2 canker sores showed up and they wouldn't leave. It always takes too long for a canker sore to go away.
by g_lo_t December 13, 2013
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sore trump

A crybaby who will not accept a loss; a loser; the person no one wants to play with; mommy’s boy.
My brother lost last night at cards. He’s such a sore Trump.
by BetteLuckNextTime November 12, 2020
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