A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cum runs down all sides of her head through her hair.
Right when I was about to pop I pushed her down on her knees in front of me, stood over her, and gave her a velvet sombrero. Then I gave her a silver nancy for good measure.
by JJBlu July 14, 2009
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Colin: Oh man, how many strikeouts has Pat done tonight?
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
by Club Murmur March 6, 2010
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habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005
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by vivalamexico March 11, 2010
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Get the Italian Sombrero mug.Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.
by uBuToaster January 23, 2009
Get the Dublin sombrero mug.Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009
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