What have you been smokin'

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.

Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?

by Dizza12 April 9, 2010

long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

by blubber bob October 4, 2007

Smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon

A common phrase used in country victoria that refers to one getting fucking loose with their mates. Best used in past tense to truly describe a large and eventfull night out.

"Hey Morrey, what did you get up to on the weekend?
"Eddie! I was smokin cones & drinkin piss with garry lyon all weekend, was bloody elite"

by doolanator7 March 23, 2020

smokin Larry burt

When you sit back smoking a fat bag of meth and your penis is in a white bitch

That guys smokin Larry burt.

by anonymous June 14, 2023

smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him

That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?

by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011

smokin chokin

When you hit that dro and its hittin thick and you start coughin like a mark.

Yung Eddye hit that chron and was smokin chokin like a mark ass.

by CHONTO August 18, 2016

Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018