When crumbly cheese thickens (1.5 inches) your long johns. Example: "Your pyjamas smell of smegma overload" said Mandy to John
by Dryer sudocrem March 10, 2023
Get the smegma overloadmug. 
A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.
Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
by mrhds January 19, 2024
Get the Smegma Ballmug. A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.
by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022
Get the Smegma Meetingmug. by anonymous January 7, 2025
Get the smegmamug. Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them
Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat
your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own
you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
Get the Dead Man’s Smegmamug. The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.
Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."
by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025
Get the Shrek-smegma greenmug.