smeg

A British exclamation used as a mild expletive.

Could ya chill a smeg down, woman?!

by Comcoy April 14, 2020

Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.

Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!

by Stick1 June 21, 2021

Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it

Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging

by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021

Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg

Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.

Wassup guys! I'm smegging

by NIGGERLICKERANDEATER January 28, 2025

Smeg

A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.

A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts

Just shut the fuck up, you fucking smeg
What are you doing you smeg

by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020