The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.
My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap
by Dick Anball April 10, 2023
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Girls who are sick of bloke jokes about disrespecting women and abusing them during intercourse.

Girl is being done from behind and just as the man is about to cum, she suddenly bends her foot back and pelts him one in the ballsack.

Stepping over his crumpled remains, grabbing her handbag and exiting to laugh about it with her friends.
Sarah: ''Yeh, he's always making those sick, misogynistic jokes about fucking women, so I delivered to him my very own Siberian Vendetta.''

Emily: ''Jesus Christ Sarah, I thought his rudeboy swagger looked a little more exaggerated than usual...''
by WhiteRabbitTricks August 2, 2012
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It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018
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when you fuck yo girl on her period and pull out and she licks the blood of your dick
by your creepy uncle2 May 24, 2022
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When there is extremely heavy snowfall.
Usually without warning and from seemingly nowhere.

Called such due to Siberia's harsh weather conditions, particularly pertaining to snow. It's always snowing.

Therefore, any snowfall in a country not used to snow, has a Siberian Summer whenever there is snow. Doesn't have to actually be summer.
Fuck sake. When I went to bed it was dry as a wood chucks asshole. Now I've woken up and there's about 6 inches of snow! What is this, a Siberian Summer?
by cremebetween February 18, 2022
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When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.
by SilentTeller July 18, 2022
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