(verb) to do something lazy or half ass or to not peform 100%... in any situation or on any occasion.
The other night I was hammered, and I took this female home, and, I was so hammered that I had to give her the shallow dig.
by Tha Blakness May 21, 2011
A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.
by NazioftheGrammer April 2, 2017
An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.
He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
by Wheneveryoucan May 19, 2017