Squinchanie

Squinchanie (Squinching) is the act of squeezing tightly the stitch line of your testicles while performing acts of self-pleasure.

"I squinched so hard i ripped my balls off my dick"
"I love squinchanie, it really makes my balls hot"

by DickDestroyer443 October 7, 2023

bullshit sequence

When for whatever reason, the artist of a song decides to throw in some weird experimental trash that just doesn't fit into an otherwise great song, often leading to being unable to enjoy the song as a whole.

*Listening to the radio*
Joey: Ah man, this song is great! Can't believe I haven't heard it before.
Mark: This part is good, but there's a bullshit sequence coming up.
Joey: What? *Weird experimental sequence fades in* Noooo! Why?!

by wozzlers June 9, 2013

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

Pibbly Squinchy

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants

"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"

by CorporealCorpral January 21, 2023

borderline non sequitur

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

DREAM SEQUENCE

This is a sequence of 8 positions, but pulled together it becomes the DREAM SEQUENCE.

First you start in with Doggy Style. Next you move into the Wheel Barrel, then the Lawn Mower. From there you need to move into the Snow Plow. The next position is the Pterodactyl. The Hudini will follow that. Then you need to go into the Angry Pirate. To finish it all off you need to do the Abe Lincon.

When a man complets all of these in a row, with out stoping, he has preformed the DREAM SEQUENCE.

Bryan- " Dude I just pulled the Dream Sequence on this smoking hot chick last night, while listening to Steel Panther."

J.P- "Dude, no way were you able to pull that off."

Bryan- "Bro I really did, I got it all on video to prove it."

by B0H1CA July 28, 2009

sequined purse

A bag that is carried on the shoulder most commonly by girls from age 13-22 and sometimes by older women trying to still look young and hip. This bag is most recognizable by the reflectant sequins that will blind you if you look straight at it. Most popular colors of this bag inlude, white, gold, pink, silver and multi-sequined. One can find this type of bag at any purse stand in the middle of the mall with the girl sitting in the chair looking extremely bored. Style accompanied with this bag may include:
-blonde highlights
-tight AE jeans
-Clark's Wallabees
-fake tan
-too dark make up
-tight shirt from Body Shop
-too tight belt

I am from the south and this may just be a southern thing, but I'm pretty sure it is not.

Sequined purses are such a fad.

by heino March 26, 2006