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by binchillin_goofyahh August 13, 2023

10 Seconds

The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.

Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"

by El Perrito Grande August 26, 2011

5 Seconds of Summer

A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.

Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."

by Leroy Sid December 22, 2014

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018

sloppy seconds

when a girl is fucked in her twat and is cummed in,then she is dooked up her kooch again after that the second person who fucked her has gotten "sloppy seconds"

I got sloppy seconds from the prostitue cus shes such a slut.

by sean d September 27, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021