Spanner and screwdriver

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.

Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.

Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.

by Step lupid May 30, 2024

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

Wigwan My Screwdriver

A greeting said to another individual or friend

Telescope: "A yo hi my g"

puggboy12: "YO WIGWAN MY SCREWDRIVER"

Telsecope: "WIGWAN MY ABSOLUTE NUT AND BOLT"

by An Absolute Nut and Bolt August 6, 2021

Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey

Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.

by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023