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crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
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Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
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Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.
That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
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F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round.
by DC Gray September 20, 2008
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Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
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Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
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Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
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