Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

Star Power Regret

When playing guitar hero, the instance sense of regret one feels when activating the star power feature in a song area with little to no notes.

Man, that spot had no notes, got total star power regret now!

by mellyjojo March 12, 2011

After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019

repregnant

getting pregnant again

if you have sex while pregnant you cant get repregnant

by Jenni D January 2, 2009

buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.

We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.

by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008

Regretzky

Any regrettable act performed while wearing a Wayne Gretzky jersey.

I bet that priest who exposed himself to the local youth will pay a hefty price for that regretzky.

by Nash Kennedy April 26, 2011