1. One who engages in the act of roving in someones anus, usually with the use of their pork sword.
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
2. Slang term for the instuments used in a proctologists office
1. "Man, last night I fucked your mom in the ass. I roved around in her rectum for three hours!"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
2. "Did you see the assortment of rectal rovers that fucker wanted to feed up my grease pipe?"
by Doctor Bong May 15, 2006
Get the Rectal Rover mug.Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.
I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
Get the rectal inversion mug.A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.
The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.
by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008
Get the Rectal Brick mug.The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.
Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
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by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
Get the Rectal Spider mug.An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 8, 2018
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