fat puck

Someone who is fat and in the shape of a puck. However this word is use to make fun of people who are fat.

Jack is a fat puck. Hes large and no one likes him

by KTD05 October 4, 2017

Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks

girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard

by stup:)d March 18, 2020

Toronto Puck

The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.

Baby, we should try the Toronto Puck tonight, eh?

by YahBoiSkinnyPencil August 5, 2019

off the puck

Drinking beer off the skin of another mans dick

Take it off the puck!

by 209lovin February 26, 2017

Pound for a puck

The act of giving someone a British pound in order to stick the tip of the penis in their sphincter once and ejaculate.

After the party I decided I would give my friend a Pound for a puck.

by ChadwickThundercock September 3, 2023

Puck whore

The person who has a thing for hockey players.

Abby is such a puck whore she dated all the guys on the hockey team.

by yellowsand February 9, 2019

Knuckle Pucked

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered

It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.

by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009