ghetto pony

A muscular dog (typically Rottweiler or Pit Bull mix) owned by an inhabitant of the ghetto. Young children of the ghetto therefore wish to own one of these for their own, similar to how suburban (and mostly white) children wish for ponies (as their parents typically own horses or exotic sports cars with horse branding)

"Roshanda wishes she had a ghetto pony so she could walk to the corner and not get shot or mugged"

or

"Paco didn't buy his daughter a ghetto pony for Christmas this year, just a picture of a Pit Bull with a message "Not Yours""

by josefresco December 07, 2006

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Pony Nose

Giving nose to vagina so hard she neighs like a pony. - or when you don't want to tell the truth. - a valid excuse

Hey What'd you do last Thursday?
Oh Nothin' really. Just pony nosed your mother!
WoHW!!! Pony nose? Really?

by aiammarino48 March 10, 2011

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Orange Pony

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.

by TW1138 August 16, 2018

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Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

by Pants Partly November 22, 2010

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pony cake

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.

(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.

by ConyPake July 01, 2010

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