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According to the song "Gronlandic Edit" by Of Montreal, we fell back to Earth like gravity's bitches. So, physics makes us all its bitches.
A: Hey bitch.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.
by JCUZZZ April 12, 2010
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physics

Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.

We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.
Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...
by Del May 16, 2004
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physics

1) The physics toughest science class there is in both high school and college levels. Physics deals with how the things in the world function. Topics include kinematics, mechanics, thermodynamics, dynamics, displacement, etc.
It is known to be the only class that uses the metric system as a standard, and it revolves around being able to use Algebra and Trigonometry skills
2) A pain in the ass
1)Wow, this book accelerated all the way to the floor with an acceleration rate of 9.8m/s^2 from a height of 6.2 meters, and the initial velocity was 0m/s. Can you find the final velocity of the book?

2)Mr. Doetzer grades physics lab reports so strictly that even spending 4 or 5 hours of your life in it will still get you a C-...should have taken basket weaving 101
by Undeadtemplar88 January 19, 2006
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Physics Explosion

A glitch, most commonly found on simulations, where the game's physics fail to render and produce funny results.
The most notable funny physics explosions are on the virtual game known as ROBLOX, but are known as the "hinge spasms". If it occurs on a vehicle, you might as well pronounce it as totaled.
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Ass Physics

No ass is flat or small if there is enough to jiggle- Sir Isaac Newton
Becky- My ass is small...
Tim- According to the laws of Ass physics; it jiggles so it is not small
by Jack Danniells October 15, 2020
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Troll physics

sciense of troll
step one: cover your self in oil
step two: wait for rain
step three : walk out
step four: f̵̧̡̝̮̙̳̩͓̤̣̊͆̀̎̾̈́̿̆̄̏̈́̉̾̾͒͊l̴̢̟̞͖̻̑͆̾̄͘y̵̨̛̛̗̱̮̝̻̼͒̀͂͛̆͘͜͝͝͠
Troll physics bitch
by mexicanfoxnigga April 14, 2021
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physced out

Spaced out, gazing around. Possiblily because of drugs
that dudes physced out
by rudy123dude January 23, 2009
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