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"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!
Dont go to New Philadelphia, you'll overdose on heroin and get genital warts from the dealer!
by Nick Herron June 11, 2008
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Philadelphia Phucker

The act of having sexual intercouse in the 4th stall of the mens bathroom on the 200 level of Citizens Bank Park.
"I just got the ole Philadelphia Phucker at the game last evening"
by ayybaybay3928 August 7, 2009
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PAULatious

To be magnificiently beautiful inside and out. When a person is PAULatious they are full of kind words and wisdom. They care for others before themself. No other could over come the beauty of this person. This person is also often a bad ass well experienced drummer.
This man is so magical that he is PAULatious.

"You're so wonderful."
"awe, thank you, you're so PAULatious"
by Rae Spectacular April 20, 2011
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Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.
Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.
by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011
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Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a city where everyone in a phillies, flyers, or eagles jersey are like brothers even if they have never seen eachother before. We have a funny accent like "wooder" or "jeatyet?" (did you eat yet) we hate the mets and devils and rangers and penguins. we are loyal to all our sports teams and never doubt them. sure there is some violence but what major city doesnt have any violence? we are not second to ny or pittsburgh philly is clearly the best city to live in. center city is tremendous from love park to the parkway, the vet was not just a stadium but a memory pit for everyone myself and many other people witnessed their first phillies game there. Philadelphia is a city where brotherly love is everywhere i love philly and always will.
philadelphia=best city on the planet
by dwayze May 13, 2011
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philadelphia steamer

Is when a woman puts her lips around a guys anus as he farts
Jack bent over and let loose a Philadelphia Steamer
by Lizard KN August 30, 2006
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philanderer

A Manwhore who has less than no regard for women and frequently and casually uses them for his own sexual pleasure, only to rid himself of them once their "duty" for him is done. Although usually men, women can also be the perpetrators in this act of idiocy.
"Who, Johnny? Oh that man slut is a philanderer, I dated him once, took my virginity and left me in the ditch, that piece of SHIT-ake mushroom!"
by Amelia Hayes November 30, 2013
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