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porn star philosophy

when a guy is seeing a girl and does not care when she has sex with other people. With conditions of pussy is public but ass hole is his.
baby I dont care who you go home with just remember the porn star philosophy that pussy is whoevers but that ass hole is mine.
by pretorian November 22, 2011
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prozac jizz philosophy

The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
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Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020
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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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philosophy

"He said he was a philosophy major... red flag"
by hawkear2021 December 4, 2021
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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