Payton

kindest person you'll ever meet. has the biggest heart and that gets in the way of things. very beautiful, smart, and sexy. Payton is a very independent person and doesn't like handouts . very strong and a great friend to all

man i fucked Payton over and she was still there for me at the end of the day

by renee15 December 22, 2016

Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.

Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."

by PC is not a personal computer March 17, 2009

Payton

amazing gorgeous guy who has a lot to offer and a lot going for him and has many goals in life. usually a very tall guy, has ambitions to work in the medical field. is very well endowed and a great kisser and knows how to pleasure a woman orally. overall a great guy.

wow that amazing guy is such a payton

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by princekatiepaul August 6, 2011

katie paget

a fucking stupid bitch who is really dumb and ginger and will never get over her first crush. Has a nice ass but can’t tell jokes at all

katie paget stupid ginger hoe

by katie paget April 13, 2020

Payton

A very athletic attractive man who is humble and always tough. He will always be a gentleman and stand up for people.

Payton is so strong look at his muscles.

by Rachel11134 July 19, 2018

Parets

Hockessin slang for cigarette; so dubbed because of the chain-smoking band conductor of AI duPont Highschool.

Person 1: Yo, nigga, lemme get get a coupla' dem Paretses you got there.
Person 2: Menthol, I assume.

by Mike Mahoney May 13, 2005

Panetta

A sexually transmitted disease that erodes the vas deferens by dissemenating bitstrings across all of the victim's bodily systems. Infliction of this disease is also commonly referred to as "hugging the ant." Symptoms include obsession with bananas, taking "input" from spouse, misprouncing the names of people simply because the names are not euphonious or American (referred to as addition of glue logic due to potential existence of static hazards), and believing that assesments should be distributed through strict emphasis on time (when it is regarded as axiomatic that the only situation where time is a factor is when Jack Bauer must successfully combat terrorism in the television series 24). People who have been diagnosed with Panetta are unfortunate souls whose only option is to be eliminated from existence.

If you are going to sleep with that girl, make sure you don't catch Panetta!

by ESR May 26, 2006