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The Funky Panther

The Funky fuhng-kee Panther pan-ther
Noun; plural, funky panthers; spanish, la pantera funky
A specific term used for spreading the seed of knowledge and humor to a vast crowd through various methods of content. The Funky Panther likes to pound out content in a hard and fast fashion for its massive fan base. Those who listen to or watch The Funky Panther are known to have a boost in self-esteem, sexual pleasure, and tend to laugh more frequently. Alternatively, the same people have said to have lost "brain cells" when listening or watching, which is impossible to determine as they never used them to begin with.
Tim: Hey Chad, have you heard that new episode of The Funky Panther?

Chad: The one where Javier did something stupid?
Tim: Isn't all of the episodes?
*Both laugh uncontrollably*
by TheFunkyPanther November 23, 2021
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Pink Panther

A woman's vaginal cavity, or at least what it should be. A play on words derived from the word "Pink," which a woman's clam is often referred to as, and the word "Panther" which is also an animal in the cat family, which is a play on the word pussy, which means both a cat and a vagina.
Jon said "Man that chick's Pink Panther was must of been infected or something, because I'm pretty sure that that cat shouldn't be oozing puss."
by Poop masta flex February 18, 2010
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Panther Creek

Panther Creek is a high school located in Cary, North Carolina. The mascot is a catamount which I truly don't understand considering we are PANTHER Creek. It is mainly inhabited by spoiled rich Cary kids, jocks, gays, Preps, stoners, and Emos. You will also see your occasional Apex kid (like me) who was district to a school 2 miles away than to the one 2 minutes away. Doesn't make seance does it? Anyways, with it being district for mostly Cary, you can expect to see little to no black or Mexicans, and the ones you will see are bound to be hanging out in a locker bay at lunch, eating chips from the vending machines, and making out with their big booty girl friends. Lunch at Panther Creek is sectioned. You will have your preppy douchebags in the front court yard, Emos and stoners in the back court yard, and a mix of everything from blend-ins, band geeks, twilight fans, and so on inside the cafeteria. Fights mainly happen inside where EVERYONE can see and are usually broken up fast by the schools security guard, Officer Glasscock. And ummm yea thats pretty much it. OH! And the pizza kicks ass!
Freshmen can expect to be looked down upon at Panther Creek,
by Max Ipad August 22, 2011
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Pink Panther

Two people must be engaging in oral sex. Whoever is receiving the deed must act swiftly and shove the givers head down towards the anal cavity. The receiver will then proceed to drop ass in the givers face, resulting in him or her getting pink eye. (for extra pleasure, foreshadowing the event, hum the pink panther tune prior to the dropping of ass)
Hey did you see Jenny got pink eye? I gave her the pink panther last week.
by Javier Rodrigez April 20, 2008
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panther-piss

Dude, you got anything to drink other than this panther-piss?
by dcfly March 21, 2003
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plaque panther

a large ravenous beast that lives in the forest that grows on the teeth of a person who hasn't brushed their teeth in months
Have you seen the plaque panther in Amy Winehouse's mouth?
by ChocolateLavendar January 7, 2011
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lone panther

A bad ass hero known also as "vinny" ... He also has one steel ball
The lone panther is my favorite super hero.
by lone panther July 4, 2014
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