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“Omg my mom gives me PTSD” “Isn't that post traumatic stress disorder?” “No i mean Parental traumatic stress disorder which means my parent(s) are annoying and stress me out all the time” “ohh ok i feel you bro”
by And i oop sksks August 14, 2019
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PTSD

abbreviation for post-traumatic down syndrome
She got kidnapped when she was young and that's part of the reason that she is the way she is, she's got ptsd, post-traumatic down syndrome
by Apf3ljan April 16, 2020
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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PTSD

i have fucking PTSD
by happy unicorns 809 November 5, 2021
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Joy PTSD

-Have a trauma against catfished by a man that posing as woman

-have a trauma over being gaslight or manipulated by a certain person that actually doing a bad shit

-feeling dishonored after facing that person have traits like two above
Joy PTSD give me bad vibes yoooo......

Ugh I just got Joy PTSD, don’t joke about it

Don’t make me do something to you that will make you feel joy PTSD
by Omo_otoke October 16, 2020
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PTSD - The trauma of having a smaller penis than your girlfriends ex(es), no matter your actual size. Also the trauma of always having to compensate for your inadequate size. Compounded by knowing that there is nothing you can do about it (besides cutting it off and offer it to the gods in a fiery sacrifice) Crippled by genetics.
by Damsel69 December 18, 2023
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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