Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen

hey bro i just picked up some oxygen at the store

by Mug Full O' Cheese June 14, 2023

oxygen theif

A person that's only purpose on the planet is to make co2 for trees to live off. They typically consist of all walks of life but typically match the " can I see the manager" stereotype.

Mate, that guy Doni is a oxygen theif aye...

Mate, he's is one big lung! (Oxygen thief)

by yourfatherbiglez2012 November 12, 2015

trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground

watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"

by frackinhell May 25, 2015

Airplane Oxygen

A cryptid with 3 tongues, 1 eye, and super speed.

CHELSEA HELP. AIRPLANE OXYGEN ESCAPED!!

by 1000BeesInATrenchCoat July 24, 2025

Oxygen

Something you want to consume as little as possible of.

"Hey, stop breathing oxygen!"
"Ok!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

Oxygen thief

A person thats is a loss cause and drain on world. Sad sack, loser, dick head, fkknuckle,fktardian, unit.

Omg that bitch is a oxygen thief guys. I so dont wantbto be in her space. Makes my skin crawl. Deep sense of dread when there around, do you feel it gf?

by HEIDI_AUSSIE February 12, 2021

Oxygen

The thing that you are wasting

Man you are a waste of oxygen, why did you fucking do that?

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021