Oscar Porn

A movie that shamelessly panders to the Academy. Usually features dying old guys, people with disabilities, or the Holocaust.

That new Tom Cruise movie, where he plays the dying, disabled, Holocaust survivor coping with divorce, is Oscar porn to the core.

by the huuuudge October 7, 2008

oscar de la hoya

Boxer - 1992 Olympic gold Medalist. Professional World Champion in 5 different weight classes. Known for taking on anyone at anytime. One of the highest earning sportsmen in recent times. Earning 30 million for one fight (Hopkins). One of the highest draws in boxing. Only non-controversial loss was to the Great Middleweight Champ Bernard Hopkins. De la Hoya has had over 30 pro fights without a mark on his face. Very Handsome, especially by a boxer's standards.

"Kid, you keep knockin guys out, and one day you will make de la hoya money"

by Junj Master September 3, 2005

Oscar

The most sarcastic person you’ll ever meet in your life . HELLA MEAN

It’s an Oscar !

by Oscarisdaddy July 7, 2019

Oscarworthy

Deserving an Academy Award. Obviously can apply to a Hollywood movie performance; but more fun when attributed to everyday malingering.

I was supposed to work this entire weekend, but I made an Oscarworthy job of convincing the boss that I'm suffering from exhaustion!

by Andy Sword January 10, 2009

Oscar Mayer Sisters

When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."

Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.

by westcoast001 March 3, 2011

Oscar's Sister

Oscar's sister is a hot latina chica. Huge tits and can dance all night.

You: Hola seniorita, let's boogie.
Oscar's sister: O la la, si!!! tu eres mi gringo!

by Sharp77 March 15, 2013

Oscar Meyer Position

To rest the penis on the vagina as if to lay a hot dog in a bun.

Eddie gets tired sometimes and just uses the Oscar Meyer position.

by Rutgers Ralph May 2, 2014