Groupchat graveyard

The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.

Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.

According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.
1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.
i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!
by foxx red February 25, 2015
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Graveyard slut

A girl or woman who upon death would prefer to be buried amongst deceased single men rather than her own partner.
Did you hear Zoe talking about her plans to be buried in the male section of the graveyard?
- Yeh man, classic graveyard slut
by Sean Phillips February 11, 2016
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Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
by Grimsteezy November 04, 2022
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