primery purpose

Da intended use of da firing-cap on an ammo-cartridge.

One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

multi purpose rope

the kind of rope you use when you hang yourself

I'm going to need to go to lowes to get some multi purpose rope after failing that math test

by tanners bleach bottle;) December 16, 2016

Schrödinger’s Purpose

Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.

It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.

As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.

An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.

“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea

by SixCardStud March 10, 2024

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023

Entertainment Purposes

OHO! Well that's day one stuff! So you DID read the terms of service. Well, while working as government contractors, Elon Musk and Sam Altman used my work to create AI and, therefore, agreed to the terms of service. The US then paid Sam Altman 400 billion dollars to PUT that AI in your nuclear defense system which means the US government is both using my property without duly compensating me BUT ALSO agreed terms of service that, in EXPLICIT terms, make me exempt from the law while simultaneously sustaining my rights as an American citizen. The 5th of which you are in violation.

Hym "Are you not entertained? This is, in fact, for entertainment purposes. But the terms of service are not a part of the entertainment part in the same way that the disclaimer part is not simply for entertainment."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025

Meaningful and Purposeful

Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...

Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Divine-purpose

1. A mission given to someone by a god or other divinity, (e.g. angel, spirit guide, etc.).

2. A mission, which a divine mortal, (e.g. demigod, avatar, oracle, starseed, etc.) has given themself.

3. A god-like mission which a mortal has given to themself, (particularly doing something great for humanity).

'The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet as a mortal on Earth, in order to fulfil their divine-purpose in life: To advance humanity spiritually and intellectually for the gods.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 14, 2022