An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.
by Egor Gorginski July 31, 2017
by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017
A sexual act of shitting on your partners chest then wrapping them in clingfilm so that they steam up. Next you'll need to find yourself a nice Hill to roll them down (Don't forget to shout OKLAHOMA!) This is a historical practice that originated from Oklahoma in the early 1800's. It was used as part of a mating ritual
Dude I really wanted to bang Jessica so I took that bitch up to make out point and gave her an oklahoma steamer. We've got a date next Friday
by Ceejbuddy March 18, 2016
When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.
Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.
by OhYouNastyGurl October 28, 2018
'Darlene was tossing Jarod's salad, he then shouted '*Oklahoma Blowout* and guffed in Darlene's face.
by Kissmyplums October 05, 2019
by jcool November 25, 2017
An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.
I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.
by SubDefinee December 02, 2015