Nutty Gummy

Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.

Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today

Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt

by JDR.com April 5, 2023

Nutty Ned

A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.

Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

Throw a nutty

A sudden spike in energy after suffering from cabin fever in the dead of winter, which is spent by sprinting, jumping, and playing intensely.

My dog, Bingo, will throw a nutty after spending too much time indoors by sprinting from room to room in a circular manner and jumping on furniture.

by Jiggerbat April 23, 2009

feeling nutty

"feeling nutty" means, you are feeling a bit homosexual AKA having sex with the same gender.

Hey boys im "feeling nutty". boys: if your down i am *smirk*

by lol a rust player August 2, 2021

nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Nutty Buddies

"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.

Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?

Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?

Denaldo: Yea, sure.

by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020

Nutty sticked

Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off

I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night

by Swagy shagy February 10, 2019