Nutty Martin

A Nutty Martin is when a female has cashews in her vagina and a man eats it out of her vagina

The only nut I busted that night was from a nutty martin

by JoelTrolls June 6, 2018

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Junkie Nutty

When a circus monkey drugs you and cuts open your nut sack and puts peanuts the size of your fists inside. SHAZZAM!!!! You now have the Junkie Nutty!!!

“Bro I’m so high what did that monkey do to me?”
“Bro you got the Junkie Nutty”

by IsaacJ404 October 3, 2019

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Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012

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Spend $150 on the worlds largest gummy bear. Bore a hole approximately 2 fingers wide between the legs and all the way through to the middle of the head. Bore through both ears connecting the passages. Find 3 friends and fuck the gummy bear till you buy. First person to push all the cum out the ears wins. The person whose turn was after him has to suck it all out and start over with the remaining 3 players. Continue until one guy is standing… he is the loser.

Aye bro let’s play some nutty gummy! I’m feelin edgy today

Yeah, I have nutty gummy set up for the boys tonight. It’s gonna be liiittt

by JDR.com April 5, 2023

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nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

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