NASCAR

When a mans dick takes a hard left bend

Chaz has had a nascar

by Jake Hoadley April 2, 2018

NASCAR

A sport where white people race around a track. Literally that’s it. Rednecks drinking beer while watching white people race cars.

Dale: Hey Jim bob wanna watch some nascar

Jim bob: Dale you son bitch , of course i wanna watch nascar

Dale: Don’t forget the beer

by Let’s be real May 26, 2018

NASCAR

A bunch of drunk rednecks watching cars turn left for hours

NASCAR is about turning left

by royceB7 June 21, 2018

NASCAR

A car where three of the four passengers are actually trash

Mark: UGH,that's such a NASCAR
Person:What is that??
Mark: a NASTY car

by sarcasticpug July 25, 2016

Nascar

A car where 3/4 passengers are TRASH

I am in NASCAR

by Crazy Supercars November 23, 2017

Nascar

When 3 outa 4 of the passengers are trash like that's a nasty car

That's a nasty car it's a nascar

by Boyer Amber December 12, 2016

NASCAR

Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.

We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?!

by Unknown Stylz September 11, 2011