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Narb

Apart from being the acronym for “no apparent reason boner”, it is also used by people in place of the term noob to try and make themselves sound cool. It is most commonly used in online games.
Person1: How do I make money?
Person2: Stfu narb
Person1: Are you calling me a boner?
Person2: Omg It can also mean noob you narb!
by Pirune May 25, 2009
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narb

an acronym that stands for a "No-Apparent-Reason-Boner", often occuring among middle-schoolers and sometimes high-schoolers. the N.A.R.B. can be hidden if one knows the proper techniques
Dude i got a wicked narb in english class today.

My sweat pants are revealing my enormous NARB.

The word Narb means no apparent reason boner. I had such a huge throbbing narb today!
by THE BEAN FLICKER April 30, 2006
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Narco Polo

Noun- refers to the activity of conducting a city-wide search for prescription narcotics such as Vicodin or Oxycontin.
Wellington: "What shall we do this evening?"
Parker: "Well, how about a game of Narco Polo?"
Wellington: "Delightful. Let me fetch the Bentley"
by Dr.Girlfriend June 16, 2009
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social narcolepsy

The sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.
Person 1: "Hey, it's Saturday! Do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".

Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."
by Marlise M. Tkaczuk March 25, 2009
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NARB

No Apparent Reason Bonner

-N- An arrousal for no reason what so ever.
dude, i was just sitting in class, and I look down and i had a narb
by wooly man March 9, 2011
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Narcocktail

n. (nar-KOK-tail) General term to describe the mixture of controlled substances in a person's bloodstream at any given moment; usually most potent sometime between last call and whenever he finally passes out.
Call your connect so we can have some narcocktails and stay awake all weekend.
by Curt McGirt September 27, 2007
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Nairbomb

An egg with the yolk and white blown out through small holes made in the shell, then filled with depilatory cream and sealed with wax to be used as a projectile.

These are made by sadistic kids around Halloween time. They are quite wicked due to the fact that after being hit by one of these, the chances of washing it off in time before your hair starts to melt are slim to nil. Also- most people react by trying to wipe it off, which further spreads the cream around.
Remember last Halloween when Sarah got hit with that nairbomb? She had a bald spot the size of a grapefruit and wouldn't come to school for a month!
by Mythirdeye January 10, 2011
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