An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)
by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014
by QuietTale February 16, 2017
by Ryocryte February 26, 2016
an oldie website where you pretended to be innocent and took pictures from a bad angle and always had bangs
by yurpy durpy November 28, 2018
by bubble.chald October 26, 2020
A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.
Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.
by Cookiel August 16, 2007
A popular website for children (it's not for children!), teens, and adults. It is also the main feasting ground for pedophiles (Serves you right kids). A handful of people on MySpace lie about their age.
0H!M3s0H0rNy (MySpace age: 13, Real Age: 44): Hey, wanna get together sometime at your house when you're alone?
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
Amanda White (Myspace age: 87, Real Age: 12): Sure, you seem cool :)
by Tony Huynh April 17, 2008